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oh my shitty

2006-06-29T08:21:00.000-07:00

156cm! florence tan reminded me.

OHHHHMYSHITTTTTTY. HAHAHAHA i'm same height as shirlene ang, rebecca joy tan, 2cm shorter than mell, 7cm shorter than joan, 8cm shorter than flotan and han. 11shorter than jayne lim. and 12 less than charisse. about 30 less than yikseng. sigh! 32 less than zhengyuanchang. sigh, he'll never want to marry me!

i forgot to mention in my previous entry, i'm so short, no juniors in school respect me at all. i was at the drinks stall queuing, i went up to the fridge to get Bottled greentea for myself. and a group of taller-than-me sec whatever i just know they're younger cos they have milk breath. LOL means "ru xiu wei gan". yeah anyway, they just shoved me about and i ended up behind all of them, feeling outcasted, unwelcomed, shame, devastation, anger, hurt and humiliated.

actually it wasn't that bad, just want to let you know how unfair the society is to shortfarts. sigh! at least i've perfect eyesight, how many people in singapore actually have 6/6 eyesight HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH?!

height taking makes me miserable.

8888$

2006-06-29T06:57:00.000-07:00

I have a toiletbowl head now and quite regretting cutting hair. i'm supposed to look like a minah okay.

five great things that happened today;

1) Cheryl Han lent me her ipod VIDEO hahaha i could kiss her to death. & i didn't even have to trade my laoya mini with her! :DDDDD

2) SSS was super fun today cos desmy came over and we played Who wants to be a Millionaire and Singapore Idol &some shit i think i've great potential as a tv host. please, if you have a party/ function and require an emcee/ host, i'm the best candidate. Satisfaction super guaranteed! I am the BEST!

3) math was fun for the first time HAHAHA vectors!

4) i am joining a Lian He Zao Bao contest and i hope i win $8888, which i'll donate half of the sum to Hanz, who SUPERLY kindly let me use Video for a day, when i could have flung it off to my wet toilet floor accidentally, or slap it against the wall & cause a huge scratch across the screen.

5) i love Wongs, Wayne wong Mr, and Dwong. even though i've toiletbowl head.

Anyway cheryl thinks JoanLookalike is the new hearthrob of the sec3 cohort HAHAHA & i think he has potential HAHAHAHA if anyone finds out who i'm talking about she'll chop my Legs that end today off.

Three things about Cheryl;

1) she thinks she's Rainie Yang
2) she's a convent girl HAHAHA total virgin face!
3) her dad doesn't allow her to watch tv, so she sets her table very messily as if she's doing homework. she watches television in the living room, once she hears the keys fumbling at the door, she RUNS like a mad dog, for her dear life back into the room, praying that her dad doesn't realise she was watching tv. Too Bad! he caught a glimpse of her running towards her room, and shouted, "I saw someone running, WHO'S THAT?!" HAHAHA and he goes into the room and asks her if she was watching tv, she thought he might be lenient if she admitted, so she did and she's still banned from watching tv/ using the computer HAHAHA.

HAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i've heard.

anyway i recall something funny Charisse Lauz said last year...

Me: My 00s are like Pamela Anderson's.
Char: BACK.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha i hear an eruption of laughter!

And flo was sharing stories about shirlene. she said she remembered shir folding down the little sleeves ( you know the girl's uniform there's a small fold-up thing ) of our RV uniform down, and looking around confidently, thinking she's the coolest thing. HAHAHAHA hilarious.

& 4E was so earnest today, Mr Ng told us to try out math sums, yanneng and seokhui said out loud to themselves, "Yes i'll try my best!" HAHAHA so freaky! there's nothing wrong la but HAHAHAHA so earnest! :D:D:D:D buy Yneng's freak sucker, he led me to this "tunnel" & did the most Slutty Sixuan thing alive! pukez i felt so humiliated.

i'm so tickled by recent events i don't even care about my lost items i bought online now, but i'll get them back! :Q

i must be

2006-06-20T07:54:00.000-07:00

I MUST BE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE :(

all the damned things i bought online ages ago and i haven't received them it's F irritating and everyday i check my mail praying like crazy i receive it but i always return home empty handed, disappointed. SIGH! time for me to make up for my sins i'll write a list of everyone i owe debt/ favour/ been mean to and i'll try to make it up to them. does anyone watch My Name is Earl every saturday night, 10pm? if you don't pls do it's freak funny and he's the one who came up with the idea of making amendments for his wrongdoings for good Karma.

SIGH, my nice things, pls all come back to me! I paid for you!

i'll blog when i'm happier although oral was alright today cos wongweeboon is hot and i watched a movie though it sucks too R.V HAHAHA crap and shir gave me the best news i could ever hear. :)

Byebye uglies, i'm so sad. i'm like so sad can.

turnsyucks

2006-06-14T07:27:00.000-07:00

whoops the first time i've been to NATIONAL LIBRARY quite nice like a condo i dont even mind being a librarian to go there everyday. eh incredible tales is gross that guy is behaving like a chicken mcnugget HAHA who asked him to ill-treat that chicken!

oh and the Han's cafe there super rocks too like a changi airport and i dont mind working there too i told the aunty there that i would after Olevels wahpiang imagine all the free food! or maybe ALMOST free food slurp. and i STUDIED today HAHAHA hao bang!

my dream is to migrate to taiwan and meet zhengyuanchang WHOOHOO! project runway's one of my favourite shows i'm freak tired today and i'm going to get some nice things tmr! :D

YUCKS lor don't think so much leh turns off like crazy. It's causing me to vomit my hairy legs off. ewugh. Rebecca's birthday in a few more days and Caring Cheryl's maid, Wobbly Warsiti, has offered to teach us how to sew! LIFE is so good. tmr's mugging day, HEYHEYHEY! i've the nicest granny clutch alive. NYEAH, you're everything you despise you just don't know that.

i'm so bored. i'm like so bored can.

2006-06-12T02:13:00.000-07:00

hello i haven't blogged in a million years cos i'm so freak tired i dont know why i think i'll just sleep forever and forever tonight oh maybe i'm making up for last week's extreme lack of sleep but anyway my ipod's spoilt HAHA a little sad but i think i can fix it nothing's too impossible for me i think and hey check out this longest sentence alive i used no punctuation and it's gross!

Anyway last week was busy week i CIP-ed my ass off i did thrice i think i'll be rewarded greatly. The BEST thing alive just happened to me and cheryl on FLAGDAY, saturday there was this busker performing and i pitied him cos his son was studying inside his guitar case and the music was SOOO loud yet he was really concentrating & so i donated cos i really admired the small kid and plus he's cute ah so he jumped up and shook hands+hugged us after donating i was bursting with love& happiness and his dad even donated back to us even though busking was hard work. I love the both of them & i hope the kid becomes really successful in the future he deserves it.

I'm freaking hungry but i'm on Operation lose weight now cos i don't want to become a sizeM sorry to sizeM's but it's different cos i'm short. :) ah fuglet i went running just now dirty and sticky but i hate bathing.

and i did quite alot of things but i can't really remember now cos hunger causes one to lose brain cells, memories and weight so i think i'm going to eat. i'm thinking of going sleepover at cheryl's on wednesday but that means less sleep which i'm already desperately deprived of and ALSO cos there's CIP on thursd. Shirts are F hard to sell okay but quite satisfying i haven't found nice dresses yet i really want one although i know i'll never wear it but still.

Ay i'm so bothered by so many things byebye.

guai lan-ness!

2006-06-08T04:43:00.000-07:00

guailan entry! >:(

okay my sister was at jurong point and she stained her skirt, so the first thing most people'd do is to wash the skirt right? Yeah so she was at the toilet and she lifted her skirt up high to wash it then this aunty kept giving her disgusted looks cos i think she lifted up the skirt till her ass BUT she was wearing underwear and MOREOVER they're both women so what's wrong right? not as if she was deliberately flashing to flaunt her body!

Yeah so this stinking aunty kept tsking and she said loudly in hokkien, like" Shameless! You lift your skirt up like that let everyone else see la!?" and those super insulting things. Imagine if this happened to you, you'd feel like giving this bloody aunty a tight slap right! I mean, it's already bad enought that someone stained her skirt, and she had to rub it in by saying she's shameless all that F crap. i was sooo angry when i heard it okay, the humilation and anger and irritation! FUGLET AUNTY even said, "Stain your skirt cannot buy another one meh?! Must come and show everyone ah?!" wahpiang i mean, the first thing any normal girl thinks of is to run to the toilet and try to get rid of the stain and change the pad, WHO WOULD WALK AROUND JURONG POINT WITH A STAINED SKIRT TO BUY ANOTHER OUTFIT?! AND SOME MORE HER FLOW WAS SO SERIOUS IT FLOWED DOWN HER LEGS ALREADY LA! Would you still walk around jurong point HUH HUH HUH!

I am still very angry with what that slutty aunty had done, usually i'm very respectful towards the older generation but this woman is really ridiculous. SHE is the shameless one can, attract everyone's attention and calling someone in distress SHAMELESS! Crazy woman i think menopause has given her too much stress and she's jealous of younger women who still have mensus. ARGH! i hope that aunty is super regretting what she said, retribution. I dont dare to curse because lightning will strike me, but she's so bitchy. I mean, if i were to see a girl desperately trying to wash off a stain as big as my palm, i'd even try to offer help EVEN IF SHE TOOK HER UNDERWEAR OUT TO WASH! and the other selfish girls in the toilet didn't even help lecture that aunty or something, just stayed to watch the drama. So IRRITATING!

arghs anyway i'm watching phuachukang now HAHAHAHAH quite funny! xD "Who want to be your girlfriend, so thick skinned!" HAHAHAHAH.

Im selling shirts again tmr, i hope the people i meet tmr are nice! CHISZELE! today's boring. BYE!

LONG

2006-06-07T09:04:00.000-07:00

Another cool thing ;

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. The tagged victims have to come up with eight different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover. (duh.)
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE. FUN. DOING. IT .

1. Must be either rich OR handsome. If he's rich, he can be quite ugly and short. If he's handsome, i can pay for his meals.

2. Must be smart OR hardworking. Preferably both. Cos i'm neither, so i can't afford to have a partner being a himbo!

3. Able to play piano would be SUPER bonus. Otherwise never mind, MUST sing along with me whenever i'm singing. Cannot ask me to shut up and complain about my singing prowess.

4. Must be very funny. Otherwise must laugh at every single one of my jokes.

5. Must know how to cook. Cos i can't. & i don't want to hire maids.

6. Sensitive. Even if he thinks i've small boobs/chunky thighs/gorilla legs/ too many pimples, he must not complain, has to think i'm the beautiful-est woman alive.

7. Sporty enough to jog/ swim/ walk up thirty storeys/ badminton with me when i feel like it.

8. Shameless, don't really like shy boys.

Now.. 8 others to do it!
1) CHERYL HAN
2) MICHELLE CHEUNG WENG
3) DESMY LEE
4) AND WHOEVER FEELS LIKE DOING IT LA I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS LOL!

Actually i still have a lot more but the game only allows 8points, whatever la i dont wanna be cheapo and change the number myself! Actually i have in mind who that perfect guy is la, BUT heehee, too shy to tell everyone!

Okay anyway CIP today was scary cos i couldn't sell shirts LOL i always thought nobody could resist my charms but i took super long to sell even after acting atrociously cute to those aunties/uncles/cute malay boys. and i only sold 2 in the end. LOLshits angmia was pro, sold all four very quickly to an assortment of people! Not just lao teekos HAHA! i was quite amused by the story of this ahpek STARING at her thighs HAHAHAHA so poor thing and the uncle didn't even buy shirt from her in the end! I was also molested lol by this TERRY-sized guy he slapped my ass before falling down HAHAHA i was sooooo embarrassed cos i was alone haha! No one there to protect me! that slap on my ass was sooo bloody loud the whole of toapayoh interchange stared at me!

YEAH anyway i don't really like people in Toa Payoh cos they're soooo stingy and void of compassion! i approached two gangs of girls, one of the gang's from a school very near my house bytheyway, so to be fair to Toa Payoh people, people in the west can be not very nice also la okay! anyway i wasted like six buckets worth of saliva explaining to the girls what organization i was selling the shirts for and what Muscular Dystrophy meant blablabla saying "a little goes a long way so if you all could pay $2 each to get this shirt, you'd be helping out a lot!" ( i repeated that line like 2364754 times TMD! ) and the girls would just look at each other, all VERY reluctant to donate. COME ON it's just $2 okay fine it is still money after all BUT it's for a VERY good cause, for CHARITY, for people whose muscles are shrinking almost every day and they're really suffering. So saving that $2 to save them and forgo a burger from McDonalds, was i being unreasonable?! siao la furthermore haven't they heard of Karma?! What goes around comes around if they help these needy people, they'll get good karma one day! and who knows, anything could happen to them in the future and they might need help from others too!

sigh la i hope singaporeans would be so much more generous/ unselfish. i'd even appreciate if they could smile and say "no, sorry" if they don't want to donate don't bloody GUAILAN me please! I'm not taking much of your time i just wanted to RAISE AWARENESS about this Muscular Dystrophy illness mar!

Friday i'll be doing CIP again. i hope the people would be nicer wherever we'd be going.

Today's so f suay! But i received the birks together with angs, finally!

66666666666!

2006-06-06T09:15:00.000-07:00

HELLO SIXIES i watched Omen666 today and i think it's quite lousy. Maybe partly cos of those stupid irritating people in the cinema today. Seriously me and PINPIN erjie were the only normal people in the theatre just now, everyone else just had super low intellect/ ahlians/ suakus. im sorry i've to be quite mean but i think it's disgusting how fascinated many of them were just cos the male lead used a swear word and they acted super low class-ly. Example, the gang of girls beside me"Ohmygod he said Fuck! hahaha that's Fuckingcool okay!" and she kept using that word suddenly. Please, using that word just cos the male lead did doesn't make you a cooler/smarter person.

AND! not only that they kept having conversations among one another. Example, "WAHLAO! WO GEN NI JIANG NA GE NANNY YI DING SHI HUAI DE! ( Wahlao! I tell you, that nanny must be evil!) and blablabla no one's interested in your opinions and we didn't pay to hear your story-telling and thoughts okay. I so very badly wanted to swear in hokkien very loudly at those people but i decided not to stoop to those stinko's level by doing something equally childish and uncultured.

All schools should have lessons for movie-going etiquette la! eyucks! anyway, don't watch Omen, it's not very good. but then again, i've very high expectations for good movies so maybe it'll be nice to you commoners! -grins my haolian grin.

yeah and pinpin erjie was sad cos she couldn't get her Adidas jacket in her size, the FRANCE one! ANY KIND SOUL WHO SEES IT FOR SALE PLEASE TELL ME! If i were to get it for her she'll be so happy she'd even lick the soles of my shoes! and i wanted to get another pair of shoes but i didn't want that cheaplooking pair which Pin says is nice, i wanted that oriental one la grr! regretting not getting it. :C

AND we came home, i altered my jeans, bought my favourite dessert and rushed home, attempted to cancel tuition but tutor was already on her way, so i sulked my way through the session. Sarks.

I'm having a busy week ahead! :D
and feeling a LITTLE angry now, BUT I CANT SHOW IT! :( i'm a hypocrite! chiszele!

I'm doing CIP with angmins tmr, i hope it'll be fun! anddddd getting our birks tmr as well! :D I'm delighted! and i ate a lot today!

bye! :D

ALL THAT JAZZ

2006-06-05T05:13:00.000-07:00

Watch SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! sexysexysexy! slurrrrp! :D

woooot past few days have been super holiday mode YAY! i thought i'd never have real fun this whole year. sentosa with shirl, cjj and terry was hotstuff, didn't think the weather would be so perfect! :D read ang's blog for a quite detailed update la, CLICK!

saturday, went with CHERRRYL! :D A VERY bankrupt day. :O

sunday, happy day! went home-shopping again with my family! and i did homework at night! satisfying.

And TODAY, shopped my legs off i'm broke and almost a cripple, at the start of the week. Sigh! but it was worth it la bought new stuff, again! & me cheryl and jayne started playing very fun games which i creatively invented, like "Name the girls under 160cm in school" , "Name pretty people" blabla. freaking fun. I wanted to join the category of "SKINNY GIRLS" but the two jealous girls didn't allow, so whatever lor! we also played "MODEL" ; catwalk down the road and pose at the count of ten, jayne wasn't very co-operative, i think she found my games idiotic. & we didn't gossip much today, surprisingly. Just maybe one person.. So sucks! so very badly want to let everyone know the evils she committed but.. oh.

CheerHan took loads of photos of us in the dressing room, i hope she uploads them cos they're cute TEEHEE! :)

Oh my maid just came into the room and said my new shoes are "CHANTEK" meaning pretty. She has taste! :D

I AM OFF TO DO MATH, bye!

The Fu's :D

i didn't!

2006-06-01T17:56:00.000-07:00

The Greatest Hits Entry HAHAHAHA! :D

Joan tan, sleepover at han's.

Check out freaky alvin, sorry pl! :D

Baby mell! HAHAHA look how much she's grown! :D

Swear to god they didn't pose for this HAHAHA! i think i made a funny joke.

So nice but so expensive! :C

cjj's dancing and terry's concentrating on his next move; playing TWISTER!

Po and Lala say BYE! :D

i'll be out with angs, cai and tan later! :D

must finish this entry in ten mins

2006-06-01T09:52:00.000-07:00

IT'S ONE AM WHEE!

okay i must sleep soon cos of chem tmr, so ten cool things i did today! :D

1) went to school even though i was f tired! :D chem was alright!
2) bitched about thosebgirls during recess and she glared at us cos i was quite bitchy, drank milk tea.
3)chilled with heeheegang and yanneng and i told jokes. i wasn't very funny today.
4) went shopping at popular i went nuts i love my new stationery.
5) swimming at cheryl's house, mell and cheryl swooned over very handsome man.
6) went stationery shopping AGAIN at limbang the coolest place ever, for now!
7) changed phone with mell, her phone is cool.
8)called flo a "chou po niang" :D
9) did math, a bit.
10) blogging.

something cool;

Let's play a game!

List up to 10 things you want to say to 10 different friends.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm or deny any "comment speculation".
Then tag five 5 people.

It's pretty fun..

001) You keep to yourself a little, and a teeny weeny bit too much of LITTLE MISS NICE. but i still like you.
002) Very fun to be with! & you know almost everything about me!
003) I cannot stand you most of the time, but that's just the way you are and i'm trying hard to accept it but you're not helping much.
004) I'm quite ashamed to be your friend. Sorry!
005) i secretly enjoy your sucking up to me HAHA!
006) My favourite number, three people in this slot pls, i'll die crying if these three were to leave me/ ignore me/ break off contact!
007) You're always contented with what you have and give great advice, very hot to talk to, you're always reacting "correctly" to any situation.
008) I miss playing with you SUPER loads, but a bitch sometimes!
009) I respect you but i'm always afraid of what you think about what i say, do.
010) You're F annoying but i can't bear to hate you sometimes.

Don't ever ask me which one you are, i really wrote about very random people, not just the close friends okay! GOODNIGHT!

jump in!

2006-05-19T23:15:00.000-07:00

Hey hey hey hey it's Saturday my favourite day HAHAHA/ but why am i at home!
ahhh better than doing math/chem in school. I didn't go to school on thursday and friday, which means i've a veryy super long weekend nyeah nyeah nyeah neh neh! ;ppppppppppppppppppppp -waves my butt at you

HAHAHA i'm dying from happiness becauseee, (HEEHEEHEEHEE) i got a superrr good deal online and i've been dying to get the levis' ladies for a SOOOO very long time but i'm always so hesitant to get it! :D But i can't wear it for a while cos, of my V____infection and jeans just provide more friction! But i feel so blessed now NYEAH!

I urge everyone to have one minute of silence and start praying for speedy recovery for me, you will all be greatly rewarded in life in the future, i promise. :D

nothing much going on this few days la, just lying on bed with the laptop and shopping shopping, VCD-ing, watching taiwanese variety shows online. KANGXI LAI LE is my new favourite show and my new favourite host is xiao S she's hotshit and so very funny! I LOVE funny people! Like Sir Anthony Chan!

I need to change my blog layout leh this looks like i'm someone desperate to look like i've the perfect/happy life HAHA desmy/cheryl you see this? :) we are pals!

was supposed to KBOX with cjj and desmy la in the end chi sze le(angry till die!) my new pet phrase. Too many people using "ahlianz", "sianz" , "hahaz" etc.

Anyone has nice songs, send me pls? i still have loaddds of space in the PODD! i can't think of what else to blog about, today is too perfect to complain about anything actually! And i'm going prawnfishing with Cherrylene Lee again, next friday! :DDDD

TAI GAO XING LE! :D

2006-05-17T05:16:00.000-07:00

omfff i have disastrous hair and i feel that there's no more meaning in life!
and the worst thing struck me like two weeks ago i'm living in agony with a pained V------ and the medicine isn't working! super bloody hell this shouldn't be happening to me i'm such a nice girl i ALWAYS donate money to those flagday kids and during picnics in class i bring the most and nicest food! WHY-OH-WHY! I kept picking out random people in school and asking cheryl if my hair's uglier than theirs today HAHA! maybe i should just have short hair again.

but life's still quite alright school's been the best although i just dream about mynewcrush and celebrations, sleepovers, vcdwatching and whether my hair looks nice and shopping all the time. i hate this la, no ambitions!

i promised to start studying from yesterday onwards to THEBITCHYGANG and i'm still slackingshits! i really really really really really really want to get into a jc pls otherwise let me be a pilot immediately! :(

I'm really thinking about skipping school tmr cos the infection is super bad i'm walking like i've a stick up my front and back and irritating the shit out of everyone by forcing them to look at the vibrant colour of my pee and complaining how itchy it feels. The best thing that happened to me today was ice-cream uncle outside our school and Jingjie cos they made me laugh! The ice cream uncle has a bloodybig crush on me i bet, everytime i pass by he'll say "WEI SHE MO JIN TIAN MEI YOU CHI CHARSHAO BAO!"(Why aren't you eating charsiew bun today!) HAHAHA! and he gave me EXTRA huge scoop of ice cream today. but it's quite turn off cos he's not mynewcrush. and Mr Tan Kim Chuan made my day as well la heeheehee my new favourite teacher!

And i realised i'm evolving into a true blue ahlian. i LOVE taiwanese dramas, Kbox, and the most ahlian places to shop in Singapore. and i feel comfortable saying "sianz, hahaz and anything Z-ed". My new favourite colour is pink, i kinda like neoprints. HEH HEH.

Wishlist 2006;

1) To be able to sleepover at cheryl's house forever
2) Hair to be nice again
3) JC JC JC JC JC!
4) no more infection

Yan Hoon pls go for NJFUNFAIR this sat? :)

ay what ,

2006-03-20T05:32:00.000-08:00

Hahahaha what's the big deal if those BEST FRIENDS can complete each others sentences?!

Cheryl and i can complete each others burps! :D

i'm very busy and i'm training tmr, sigh!

leena can you reply?

2006-03-16T17:18:00.000-08:00

Leena is taking a long time to reply to my sms. GRR!
I'm going shopping later! my first time in this whole hols, since i'm finishing my homework soon, and i've only got chinese left and i've no newspapers HAHA! :D

anyways yesterday was the best day of my life and i love track even more more more! PohSengSong ahhh! ORGANISM LOL! FRIGGIN BIMB SHIRLENE. he really made my day yesterday! and training was normal and very fun! haha this whole thing just sounds bimbotic.

Crossers are having a race later! all the best to all of you, hope all of you get into top20 wheee! :) HAHA i'm very sorry xinying i'm passing your luckyhairband to leena!

Okay today is just such a happy day! :D Life would be so dull without track&field! :D:D:D

Bye i'm off to, heehee, FANTASIZE! :D

pohsengsong, heehee!

TEAPARTY

2006-03-15T08:01:00.000-08:00

I'm suffering from Guiltomaxia, i really am!

Lunch was retarded, i was the hungriest man alive, weisheng and yneng ate rebecca's leftovers while i went to get my $7.90 chocolate bread. THE JOB OF EATING LEFTOVERS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE. imagine the shock i had when i realised she had leftovers?! and worst still, i didn't get a single bite of it. DEVASTATION-OSCOPE. LOL.

I love cherrylene cos she's thehappybun. &prawnfishing with her is bestbestbest! Miss my onlybestfriend from priskl! i caught three prawns! my prawn lost one of its legs. and asianwonderwoman suggested calling it LAMESIA. And she insists it's a funny and INTELLECTUAL joke. HAHA!

I'm happy cos i just went shopping! :D but still, i'm suffering from Guiltomaxia.

PUBLIC APOLOGY;

2006-03-14T09:43:00.000-08:00

SORRY TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE;

Tueston Oh; and those bitches whom i keep calling bitches!

Firstly, sorry to Tueston Oh for crowning you The Scumbag of the Universe. Nevermind why i think so, but i apologise for causing you so much hurt. i didn't know you'll get so offended, yeah so i think you'd better stop reading the rest of this entry, if you'll continue getting offended.

Secondly, to BITCHES for calling you bitches/sluts all the time. yeah i know i'm the real bitch/slut. so will you forgive me HAHAHA? forgive me for being a skinny bitch and that i can fit into size XXS?! LOL!

Actually, do you realise that we're always blaming others for this and that. Eg: wahlao i told you not to tell her right?! why you still go and tell?! OR "I don't know leh, is she tell me one!"

yeah yeah pukez! if you had kept that secret properly to yourself in the first place, it wouldn't be spreading to the whole school now. and we're always pointing a finger at someone whenever there's trouble. (remember that whenever you point at someone, there're three fingers pointing at yourself!) And worse still, GUYS who hurl vulgarities at FEMALES! Only guys who've no balls do such fugly stuff.

Sigh! WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE?

I did my history and a little math today! I'm finishing everything soon, really! i hope we can kbox on thursday, and hopefully flo's birthday party on friday! WHEE! Then i nearly died during training. oops i think some people will be quite disappointed by this entry, cos they're praying that i'll get heartattack while running halfway, and go to the eighteenth level of hell!

okay i've a few settled businesses, a few more to go! i can't wait for school tmr, seems like i haven't seen mell for a long time. tsktsk/

Good morning, it's 1.44am. YAWN.

scumbags of the universe

2006-03-13T07:24:00.000-08:00

there're two guys i ABSOLUTELY despise;

1)Chong Qien
2)Tueston Oh

cos they're imbeciles who're only capable of upsetting people. If they're really such gentlemen/macho dudes that they're constantly trying to portray themselves as, they wouldn't even do those things they just did! :O

you know, they're so going to regret being such big bitches. Because! there're so much more men than women in this world, which means us, females can take our pick! HAHA in fourteen years time, which i estimate is around the age most of us will get HITCHED!, 20million men in the world will be bachelors. -A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MY IMMENSE KNOWLEDGE! yeah anyway, so if guys continue to behave like stupid idiotic childish losers, they'll be prepared to get LEFT ON THE SHELF! haha, which means=lousy sex life for you! haha orbeequek!

and Mister Chong Qien, who are you to judge others. Oh maybe your character stinks so badly that you're ashamed to talk about yourself? Or perhaps you're so desperately trying to hide the fact that you have inferiority complex by putting others down? AIRHEAD yeah? and that threatening tone scares no one okay, too very bad. I think you're a smart person, but such a good brain is really wasted on you cos you've no idea how to make good use of it.

And we're so NOT airheads like what you think, you know nothing about us, don't act like you do. What you see might not be what is true. i don't think i've a right to judge you as well, but i'm sure 3/4 of the school population know what kind of person you are.

Anyway i watched dorm today and it's such a disappointment la! i thought it's standard would be comparable to SHUTTER's but it's like, no where near! and i think the rest of the day was just feasting, sorry i couldnt play basketball with cheryl flo and weisheng but i'm sure you had fun without me screaming incessantly everytime the ball comes near me HAHAHA!

randomize!
-my calves are still aching from saturday
-i hated that damned walkathon
-i hate being poor

YAWN it's 1215 and i pray for all those with no sense at all. May God forgive you of your sins.

edit/ INTEGRITY & COMPASSION! HAHAHA HOW AH.

oh burger king

2006-03-10T05:50:00.000-08:00

"yeah six and disgusting weird fantasies. she loves dominique."
-shirlene ang says;

Fantasies are not weird, everyone has them and people who dont, are weird. otherwise, they're liars. people who think they're disgusting, secretly have them too!

ay please i like cross country, i liked it two years ago, last year and this year! but i had a HUGESHOCK this year after hearing some very random things from random people. and i tell you i really went weak and sick with vomit after hearing that random bit. gahgah okay and i didn't want to talk about it at all anymore cos i believe in karma! what goes around, comes around! Speak ill of someone today, something twice as bad will happen to you tomorrow! (for those who don't believe you can laugh at your friend's pimple, next day confirm will get one on the same spot!) AH nvm, i think i believe what i've heard that's been said about me and since i want to have good karma, i'll shut up.

WHEE! Thanks to xinying's lucky hairband, charisse's lucky centaur shirt, suz's lucky handshake, i think i did well that day! whheeweeet!

so Thursday was rest day for me, and today was Funday! and blablablabla went Funday!okay i'm going to make use of the one week break to do loads loads loads loads loads of MATH! and swimming! :)

**!May we have one minute of silence to commemorate the loss of florence tan's hamster. For it has provided it's owner with so much fun and laughter the past year and threemonths plusplus.

i wanted to post something funny, but i'm still trying to figure out some computer stuff. i guarantee laughter till you lose all your stomach flab.

i love to play pranks on other people in the classroom to keep everyone on their toes and make school fun! the other day, i paid a fat boy ten bucks to jab my classmate with a sharpened umbrella, super rusty, as he was getting up the bus! guess who wasn't in school today! uh oh! hahaha... gotcha! yep, that's why they call me the original prankster!

/EDIT!

how can i forget! "and sixuan made me very happy because she got 11th!"-cheryl han my zui hao de peng you! SHE MADE ME SUPER PROUD OF HER TOO! :D:D:D

BYEBYEBYE!

I dont like today?

2006-03-07T06:11:00.000-08:00

I can almost swear that ninety percent of you has done something weird/shameful/atrociously disgusting when you were young right!? like for example, when i was around nine i had this "hamster" which i kept in a box with scraps of little paper (its bed) and this little "bowl of water" for it. and maybe occasionally, i'll put hamster near that bowl of water. For it to drink water right?

Please tell me you've done something weirder than that cos shirlene ang thinks i'm a freak of nature/ disgrace to mankind/ loser of all losers. wth that beige is a BLEDDY NERD you know what?! her fondest memory of her childhood days playing PRETEND is :pretending that she's going to school. HUH!? HAHAHA noobface right?!

okay whatever she was having a bad day before her brother cheered her up so maybe i'll let her think whatever she wants. :)

ANYWAY i think i'm a HOTBABE cos i went to IFFS last saturday! i bet none of you'll know what i'm talking about cos it's out of bounds to KIDS. just want to tell you i had fun on saturday, sunday and yesterday! :D Sunday cos it was supposed to be rest day yet I was a sport and turned up for the Race even though i was extremely reluctant and sleepy. So it was fun cos i love love love love love love track meets! :D:D:D this is one thing i LOVE about track HOHOHO! HotPeopleGalore!

&today ;
best basketball match i've seen! i think they were great HAHAHA! BUT i nearly had nosebleed in that damned place it was so hot, like a sauna?! But still, the heat was worth it cos it was the hottest match ever.

I Can't wait for Cross Country tmr! :D

2006-03-01T02:24:00.000-08:00

TODAY wasn't a nice day cos it's Meet-the-principal session for me tmr. awwrr i don't like blogging about sad things! i don't know when i'll finally wake up and start mugging. i kept thinking what i've done was enough but judging from my results they obviously aren't and i've that duper helpless feeling again. sigh! :( seeing so many ppl starting to move on makes me nervous but i'm still not doing much about it. and at this rate i can even forget about poly la.

that aside i think school was quite fun today. actually school's always been fun, minus results. Can't wait for tmr to end. sighsighsigh! i really dont like being alone cos i'll become very depressed suddenly, and flo was such a killjoy cos she had to leave my house early! you PeterStockmann! and b.law shouted at me in class today for talking. I'm really not Rude! &i dont like being called rude. pffdtttts-

"sixuan is the funniest girl on earth okay! she said a thousand freaking funny stuff and made me luff like mad.suria almost kicked us outta class.HAHA"-from flo's blog. i love compliments! So tell me i'm the hottest person you know.

Shah Iskandar,23,film student is cute. please agree with me! :D

2006-02-28T04:53:00.000-08:00

hellohello, 28THFEB last day of the month!
goodbye Flirty February. HAHA no more loveydovey couples exchanging gifts&roses for the next eleven months. i'm counting down to so many IMPORTANT events! PALSFORLIFE's birthdays, the day i'll officially step down from track, the day i'll get out of RV. ah pure bliss!

i've decided to forget about the NJC DSA thing. they're nuts? heard from Miss Neo xueli that they(canoeists) run seven times a week. and i thought my life was miserable! BYEBYE NJC for now you're a great school but but but i'm too weak to take up your challenge! ANYWAY you'll be glad i didn't get into YOU. thank your lucky stars/moon/sun/planets!

May i please haolian about Mrs Anna Chan's wedding on saturday? HAHA my first church wedding. new mrs chan was hot and so was mr chan. sweetness and when asked what marriage means, she replied something like spending another chapter of her life together with him... &PICKING UP AFTER YOUR HUSBAND. AWW i also wanna jiehun! :D

&&! surprisingly pandian didn't pms much today after sat's lecture. Unreasonable old fogey. but i have been brought up to grin and bear it and to respect teachers and coaches as they're more experienced hence are intellectual beings. HAHAHA! but i nearly died la the weather was GROSS. filthy,however i Perservered and kept up with the training schedule! three cheers for ng meinu. oh which reminds me, flo told a joke today. she called cheryl Guo ChouChou. HAHAHA opposite of MeiMei. HEN HAO XIAO!

i super hate irresponsible people. and Rude people. Mother never teach you manners ah?! eh my blog sucks i keep blogging about random stuff if i were you i'd stop reading from the first paragraph. Like, Pukezx!

TAKE CARE DESMY AND YOUR GRANDMA.

eat and grow...

2006-02-03T06:09:00.000-08:00

yay i'm sixteen, and still not 44kg.
ay to hell with it i think i'm sexy cos i played frisbee today!
woot woot woot! with jingjie miche ngenge! &some teachers. oooh i love FRISBEE HOHOHO! and misters wongweeboon and keith teo are professional frisbee players la!

and the last time i blogged was 22nd december la, so gross. which means i haven't been online for almost a month! HAHAH i have a life! and i've been super busy during january, celebrating my SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY! HOMEWORK&concerts blabla! ahh life is good. and school's alot better than it was last year although there's A LITTLE more pressure and homework but it's so much more satisfying!& SCHOOL'S FUN FUN FUN i love school except for that day when i had that fugging disastrous pimple right in the middle of my nose and everyone just thought i was the joke of the century.

oh and i hope it's not too late for new year resolutions tee! cos i still want to tell you leh!
1) spend less than six bucks on food in school
2) eat less paos/ bazhangs/ siew mais/ doughnuts/ hellopanda/chicken rice in school
3) read newspapers everyday!
4) dont ever drop seven three seven zero! -i am smug.
5) never ever try to jianfei
OKAY i'm done!

anyways xinying and wenrong came back to school today! talked till sixthirty AHA miss them super much! and gossiped a bit! :D & i ate cheechiongfun for the first time in school it's so super SEDAP i think i'd better add it on to the list of food to abstain from.ah i hate talking about food if only it didn't existed. i wont be looked down upon by those tiny appetite skinny bitches who complain that they're fat! ARGH.

yay! okay i am SO SO SO VERY HAPPY! BECAUSE I LOVE SCHOOL I CANT WAIT FOR MONDAY TO COME! :D:D:D YAY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME!

i'm having a b.f! >:(

2005-12-20T06:02:00.000-08:00

And i'm having one cos my blog layout sucks, cannot read properly la! And also cos i've two new blisters. eh my sexy delicate feet cant afford to have any cuts or s-it okay! shouldn't have bought the cheapo heels la! >:(

okay anyway i just want to haolian that xmas is coming! SHESHESHE! i cant wait! presents! for those who forgot about my present, you still have four more days to get them! i'm not too greedy i dont even mind chocolates from ROYCE! oh i want to officially announce that i've started my diet today! i only had four not very heavy meals today. *gives a haolian face. i really must be 44kg before i turn sixteen in 42 days,otherwise my whole family will force me to donate blood! no pls dont get me wrong i'm really a kindhearted person okay! i'm just QUITE scared of the pain. yeah la yeah la call me a chicken la. but if you really do call me one, then i must remind you : SAY PPL SAY YOURSELF! hahhahaha gross that's something i always said in priskl. REMEMBER THAT?! i bet nine out of ten of you shortfarts have said that before! dont try to act cool and say dont have!

hahaha okay i'm going to chat with minli alr byebye! anyway i forgot what i was supposed to blog about..

woah so sex!

2005-12-16T03:55:00.000-08:00

"i hate sixuan! hahaha that idiot flung icekachang on my shirt."-ashirlene ang. hahaha orbee! she's dumb!

eh how come everyone has a tagboard.. i want one too leh. help me please someone! i promise i wont fling icekachang on your shirt if you help me. hahaha! although i might not keep my promise. :D:D:D

today's happyday scale; THREE STARS! haha had stomachache the whole day, even though i neither hungry, full, nor having cramps. bad karma! must be cos i said someone's baby's not cute yesterday! but at least i got my phone back from Dorky Desmy today. and we took a photo! all seven of us! i want to put it up but i dont know how to..:( HAHA THEN went macs after training and started talking about lauGUHA! i feel like blogging about that incident but i dont dare. later some idiot with a mouth bigger than my ass report me! hahaha better not take the risk. okay i want to interrupt this post, IRENE ANG IS SUPER HOT! whee-wweet! and i like her hair. although i like LONG HAIR now. i've three wishes for this xmas, 1)THEPINKRAZR, 2)HAIR LONGER THAN NGEHWEE'S LEGS , 3)LEGS LONGER THAN NGEHWEE.

WHOA... speaking of my fellow ng-mate, she's finally moving to her bukit panjang home. i've been waiting since pri6 okay?! that stupid girl has been telling me since sec1 that she's gonna move soon. okay i'm going to interrupt for the second time, there's this model/celebrity from taiwan called CHEN SIXUAN OKAY. HAHAHA TWICE MY HEIGHT BUT HALF AS HOT+COOL AS ME LA. lol!

okay to my diehard fans if you're interested in what i did today you can read angshir's blog. that dirtyshortfart. hahaha we went shopping despite aching like crazy all over, our itchybutts. &we were broke as hell. ay cheryl han aka ben ouyang fei is in US now. arrgh hope she remembers my mickeymouse hat. she's coming back in 9days time!

MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY'S IN 46DAYS! YAY! remember to start saving up to buy me a present! HAHAHA I LOVE JACKYWU HE IS THE FUNNIEST GUY ON EARTH! okay lemme try to put the nice photo up! BYEBYE!

confessions of a desperate housewife;

2005-12-11T05:08:00.000-08:00

please! link me link me everyone!
HAHAHA LINK LA LINK, DONT BE SHY.

YAYYY CHERYL HAN'S ONLINE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMA! may you look younger as you grow older HAHAHA! :D
slept over at my ahma's last night. had supper again! YES LIFE IS GOOD! wow wow wow!

okay sorry i update tmr hahahaha busy!

2005-12-09T06:13:00.000-08:00

HAHAHA my second post! and i promised i'll blog everyday.
WOAH I REALLY DON'T REGRET GOING TO SKL TODAY COS IT WAS FUNKILICIUS FFFPHEWWW! FUN. just that my emcee-ing was disastrous! ruirui and i thought maybe impromptu would be more natural but we were wrong okay! super wrong cos i totally didnt know what to say and i screwed up very badly. luckily ruirui's funny enough to cover up a bit! :D:D:D madly in love with the best co-emcee on earth! woot. still i think the farewell party was quite alright and i had fun dancing! rockity rocks. oh yeah.. i just realised chrislyn and janice dance friggin hotly okay?! and they inspired shir and i to take up dance lessons! hahaha hate girls who can dance la. like ngehwee and desm. *gives a bitchy snigger

HAHAHA ILOVESECFOURS ALL THE BEST TO ALL OF YOU AND PLAY SUPER HARD FOR NOW! :D

hahahah okay cheryl han's gone to taiwan &L.A. bitch right?! she's gonna shop till she rots leh! and so has Angmoh Adam. now, one of my best shopping partners and my best supper buddy are gone! GONE! leaving me behind, with less shopping and supper. GRR! but nvm, cos i watch rainbow connection everyday, and watching OUYANG BEN, the male dance instructor reminds me of... CHERYL HAN! hahahaha!

AGREE WITH ME?! HAHAHA CHERYL REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT BEN RIGHT?! HAHAHAHA! han's not going to be very happy after reading this.. HAHAH!

OMG! HOW CAN AH YEN GO STEADY WITH CHICKADEE?! MANDY JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM LOR! ay dont care, anyway i havent bought xmas presents for anyone yet i'm super broke! pray that i'll find a thousand-dollar bill while walking to the LRT station tmr! or maybe some rich idiot will drop his wallet or sth. WHOOOT!

&&&! hahaha i digressed alot, anyway after the party we went to the new KOPITIAM at jec! whoa it's my new fav place now. played like mad asses and pissed ppl off. hahaha ngngenge dropped her ice-cream on the floor! she didnt even get to lick it! HAHAHA HILARIOUS and we just ate&ATE&ate even more! *gives a roar of burp! satisfying. i love girls who can eat. REALLY EAT. SEXY. :D

haha okok enough for today.
resolution for tmr ; START DOING HOMEWORK! :(

for myself!

2005-11-15T06:36:00.000-08:00

i'm going to start blogging again!
due to overwhelming requests for me to continue, i've decided i cannot disappoint my fans so yeah hahaha!

something sultra funny happened today for those with weak bladders please stop reading cos you'll laugh till you pee for one minute continuously!
HAHA! okay so cheryl and i decided to go swimming so we were on the train and this man sitting beside me SNEEZED k! and it's like, can match my standard kind!!! just that his is lowpitched. HAHAHAHA okay that's not very funny la! the funny thing is, i SCREAMED when he sneezed into my ear! HAHAHAHA sultra funny cos i think both of us were super embarrassed HAHAHAHA and everyone around us were laughing! aiya maybe you must be there to experience everything. but! i tell you it's really sultra funny! okay so that's the joke of my day. it'll be entered into my top10 list of funny things that happened in year2005. okay so anyways i went swim-a-swimming at han's and i really felt like the freshest person alive so i urge all the couch potatoes and sofa brinjals to get yer lazy bums out and work work work out! woah i love swimming and the butterfly stroke which i'm trying to learn! LOUYF! (laugh out until you fart) okay and we went sauna! and HAN said i was sweating like four zhubajies. mmmh!

i really regret abadoning this blog for the past half year cos so many things have happened and they're really very entertaining! :( nvm there's more to come so please behave as weirdly as possible when you're with me next time okay! and spread the good word that i've started blogging again! HAHAHA! okay i'll be back everyday from today onwards i want to watch C.S.I! :D:D:D

anyways sultra is a new word that i've invented it means super ultra!
okay byebyebye! all the zhubajies!

2005-11-14T08:30:00.000-08:00

hello

cheryl is super cute.
i love f4 :D
especially ken chu. huge crush on that hot guy.
i always act as though i dont really like him
but actually i love him,

like how i have always loved forgel.
omigod.

bye :D