Thursday, June 29, 2006
oh my shitty
156cm! florence tan reminded me.
OHHHHMYSHITTTTTTY. HAHAHAHA i'm same height as shirlene ang, rebecca joy tan, 2cm shorter than mell, 7cm shorter than joan, 8cm shorter than flotan and han. 11shorter than jayne lim. and 12 less than charisse. about 30 less than yikseng. sigh! 32 less than zhengyuanchang. sigh, he'll never want to marry me!
i forgot to mention in my previous entry, i'm so short, no juniors in school respect me at all. i was at the drinks stall queuing, i went up to the fridge to get Bottled greentea for myself. and a group of taller-than-me sec whatever i just know they're younger cos they have milk breath. LOL means "ru xiu wei gan". yeah anyway, they just shoved me about and i ended up behind all of them, feeling outcasted, unwelcomed, shame, devastation, anger, hurt and humiliated.
actually it wasn't that bad, just want to let you know how unfair the society is to shortfarts. sigh! at least i've perfect eyesight, how many people in singapore actually have 6/6 eyesight HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH?!
height taking makes me miserable.
peel bananas :D 8:21 AM
8888$
I have a toiletbowl head now and quite regretting cutting hair. i'm supposed to look like a minah okay.
five great things that happened today;1) Cheryl Han lent me her ipod VIDEO hahaha i could kiss her to death. & i didn't even have to trade my laoya mini with her! :DDDDD
2) SSS was super fun today cos desmy came over and we played Who wants to be a Millionaire and Singapore Idol &some shit i think i've great potential as a tv host. please, if you have a party/ function and require an emcee/ host, i'm the best candidate. Satisfaction super guaranteed! I am the BEST!
3) math was fun for the first time HAHAHA vectors!
4) i am joining a Lian He Zao Bao contest and i hope i win $8888, which i'll donate half of the sum to Hanz, who SUPERLY kindly let me use Video for a day, when i could have flung it off to my wet toilet floor accidentally, or slap it against the wall & cause a huge scratch across the screen.
5) i love Wongs, Wayne wong Mr, and Dwong. even though i've toiletbowl head.
Anyway cheryl thinks JoanLookalike is the new hearthrob of the sec3 cohort HAHAHA & i think he has potential HAHAHAHA if anyone finds out who i'm talking about she'll chop my Legs that end today off.
Three things about Cheryl;
1) she thinks she's Rainie Yang
2) she's a convent girl HAHAHA total virgin face!
3) her dad doesn't allow her to watch tv, so she sets her table very messily as if she's doing homework. she watches television in the living room, once she hears the keys fumbling at the door, she RUNS like a mad dog, for her dear life back into the room, praying that her dad doesn't realise she was watching tv. Too Bad! he caught a glimpse of her running towards her room, and shouted, "I saw someone running, WHO'S THAT?!" HAHAHA and he goes into the room and asks her if she was watching tv, she thought he might be lenient if she admitted, so she did and she's still banned from watching tv/ using the computer HAHAHA.
HAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i've heard.
anyway i recall something funny Charisse Lauz said last year...
Me: My 00s are like Pamela Anderson's.
Char: BACK.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha i hear an eruption of laughter!
And flo was sharing stories about shirlene. she said she remembered shir folding down the little sleeves ( you know the girl's uniform there's a small fold-up thing ) of our RV uniform down, and looking around confidently, thinking she's the coolest thing. HAHAHAHA hilarious.
& 4E was so earnest today, Mr Ng told us to try out math sums, yanneng and seokhui said out loud to themselves, "Yes i'll try my best!" HAHAHA so freaky! there's nothing wrong la but HAHAHAHA so earnest! :D:D:D:D buy Yneng's freak sucker, he led me to this "tunnel" & did the most Slutty Sixuan thing alive! pukez i felt so humiliated.
i'm so tickled by recent events i don't even care about my lost items i bought online now, but i'll get them back! :Q
peel bananas :D 6:57 AM
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
i must be
I MUST BE THE WORST PERSON ALIVE :(
all the damned things i bought online ages ago and i haven't received them it's F irritating and everyday i check my mail praying like crazy i receive it but i always return home empty handed, disappointed. SIGH! time for me to make up for my sins i'll write a list of everyone i owe debt/ favour/ been mean to and i'll try to make it up to them. does anyone watch My Name is Earl every saturday night, 10pm? if you don't pls do it's freak funny and he's the one who came up with the idea of making amendments for his wrongdoings for good Karma.
SIGH, my nice things, pls all come back to me! I paid for you!
i'll blog when i'm happier although oral was alright today cos wongweeboon is hot and i watched a movie though it sucks too R.V HAHAHA crap and shir gave me the best news i could ever hear. :)
Byebye uglies, i'm so sad. i'm like so sad can.
peel bananas :D 7:54 AM
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
turnsyucks
whoops the first time i've been to NATIONAL LIBRARY quite nice like a condo i dont even mind being a librarian to go there everyday. eh incredible tales is gross that guy is behaving like a chicken mcnugget HAHA who asked him to ill-treat that chicken!
oh and the Han's cafe there super rocks too like a changi airport and i dont mind working there too i told the aunty there that i would after Olevels wahpiang imagine all the free food! or maybe ALMOST free food slurp. and i STUDIED today HAHAHA hao bang!
my dream is to migrate to taiwan and meet zhengyuanchang WHOOHOO! project runway's one of my favourite shows i'm freak tired today and i'm going to get some nice things tmr! :D
YUCKS lor don't think so much leh turns off like crazy. It's causing me to vomit my hairy legs off. ewugh. Rebecca's birthday in a few more days and Caring Cheryl's maid, Wobbly Warsiti, has offered to teach us how to sew! LIFE is so good. tmr's mugging day, HEYHEYHEY! i've the nicest granny clutch alive. NYEAH, you're everything you despise you just don't know that.
peel bananas :D 7:27 AM
Monday, June 12, 2006
i'm so bored. i'm like so bored can.
hello i haven't blogged in a million years cos i'm so freak tired i dont know why i think i'll just sleep forever and forever tonight oh maybe i'm making up for last week's extreme lack of sleep but anyway my ipod's spoilt HAHA a little sad but i think i can fix it nothing's too impossible for me i think and hey check out this longest sentence alive i used no punctuation and it's gross!
Anyway last week was busy week i CIP-ed my ass off i did thrice i think i'll be rewarded greatly. The BEST thing alive just happened to me and cheryl on FLAGDAY, saturday there was this busker performing and i pitied him cos his son was studying inside his guitar case and the music was SOOO loud yet he was really concentrating & so i donated cos i really admired the small kid and plus he's cute ah so he jumped up and shook hands+hugged us after donating i was bursting with love& happiness and his dad even donated back to us even though busking was hard work. I love the both of them & i hope the kid becomes really successful in the future he deserves it.
I'm freaking hungry but i'm on Operation lose weight now cos i don't want to become a sizeM sorry to sizeM's but it's different cos i'm short. :) ah fuglet i went running just now dirty and sticky but i hate bathing.
and i did quite alot of things but i can't really remember now cos hunger causes one to lose brain cells, memories and weight so i think i'm going to eat. i'm thinking of going sleepover at cheryl's on wednesday but that means less sleep which i'm already desperately deprived of and ALSO cos there's CIP on thursd. Shirts are F hard to sell okay but quite satisfying i haven't found nice dresses yet i really want one although i know i'll never wear it but still.
Ay i'm so bothered by so many things byebye.
peel bananas :D 2:13 AM
Thursday, June 08, 2006
guai lan-ness!
guailan entry! >:(
okay my sister was at jurong point and she stained her skirt, so the first thing most people'd do is to wash the skirt right? Yeah so she was at the toilet and she lifted her skirt up high to wash it then this aunty kept giving her disgusted looks cos i think she lifted up the skirt till her ass BUT she was wearing underwear and MOREOVER they're both women so what's wrong right? not as if she was deliberately flashing to flaunt her body!
Yeah so this stinking aunty kept tsking and she said loudly in hokkien, like" Shameless! You lift your skirt up like that let everyone else see la!?" and those super insulting things. Imagine if this happened to you, you'd feel like giving this bloody aunty a tight slap right! I mean, it's already bad enought that someone stained her skirt, and she had to rub it in by saying she's shameless all that F crap. i was sooo angry when i heard it okay, the humilation and anger and irritation! FUGLET AUNTY even said, "Stain your skirt cannot buy another one meh?! Must come and show everyone ah?!" wahpiang i mean, the first thing any normal girl thinks of is to run to the toilet and try to get rid of the stain and change the pad, WHO WOULD WALK AROUND JURONG POINT WITH A STAINED SKIRT TO BUY ANOTHER OUTFIT?! AND SOME MORE HER FLOW WAS SO SERIOUS IT FLOWED DOWN HER LEGS ALREADY LA! Would you still walk around jurong point HUH HUH HUH!
I am still very angry with what that slutty aunty had done, usually i'm very respectful towards the older generation but this woman is really ridiculous. SHE is the shameless one can, attract everyone's attention and calling someone in distress SHAMELESS! Crazy woman i think menopause has given her too much stress and she's jealous of younger women who still have mensus. ARGH! i hope that aunty is super regretting what she said, retribution. I dont dare to curse because lightning will strike me, but she's so bitchy. I mean, if i were to see a girl desperately trying to wash off a stain as big as my palm, i'd even try to offer help EVEN IF SHE TOOK HER UNDERWEAR OUT TO WASH! and the other selfish girls in the toilet didn't even help lecture that aunty or something, just stayed to watch the drama. So IRRITATING!
arghs anyway i'm watching phuachukang now HAHAHAHAH quite funny! xD "Who want to be your girlfriend, so thick skinned!" HAHAHAHAH.
Im selling shirts again tmr, i hope the people i meet tmr are nice! CHISZELE! today's boring. BYE!
peel bananas :D 4:43 AM
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
LONG
Another cool thing ;
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. The tagged victims have to come up with eight different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover. (duh.)
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE. FUN. DOING. IT .
1. Must be either rich OR handsome. If he's rich, he can be quite ugly and short. If he's handsome, i can pay for his meals.
2. Must be smart OR hardworking. Preferably both. Cos i'm neither, so i can't afford to have a partner being a himbo!
3. Able to play piano would be SUPER bonus. Otherwise never mind, MUST sing along with me whenever i'm singing. Cannot ask me to shut up and complain about my singing prowess.
4. Must be very funny. Otherwise must laugh at every single one of my jokes.
5. Must know how to cook. Cos i can't. & i don't want to hire maids.
6. Sensitive. Even if he thinks i've small boobs/chunky thighs/gorilla legs/ too many pimples, he must not complain, has to think i'm the beautiful-est woman alive.
7. Sporty enough to jog/ swim/ walk up thirty storeys/ badminton with me when i feel like it.
8. Shameless, don't really like shy boys.
Now.. 8 others to do it!
1) CHERYL HAN
2) MICHELLE CHEUNG WENG
3) DESMY LEE
4) AND WHOEVER FEELS LIKE DOING IT LA I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS LOL!
Actually i still have a lot more but the game only allows 8points, whatever la i dont wanna be cheapo and change the number myself! Actually i have in mind who that perfect guy is la, BUT heehee, too shy to tell everyone!
Okay anyway CIP today was scary cos i couldn't sell shirts LOL i always thought nobody could resist my charms but i took super long to sell even after acting atrociously cute to those aunties/uncles/cute malay boys. and i only sold 2 in the end. LOLshits angmia was pro, sold all four very quickly to an assortment of people! Not just lao teekos HAHA! i was quite amused by the story of this ahpek STARING at her thighs HAHAHAHA so poor thing and the uncle didn't even buy shirt from her in the end! I was also molested lol by this TERRY-sized guy he slapped my ass before falling down HAHAHA i was sooooo embarrassed cos i was alone haha! No one there to protect me! that slap on my ass was sooo bloody loud the whole of toapayoh interchange stared at me!
YEAH anyway i don't really like people in Toa Payoh cos they're soooo stingy and void of compassion! i approached two gangs of girls, one of the gang's from a school very near my house bytheyway, so to be fair to Toa Payoh people, people in the west can be not very nice also la okay! anyway i wasted like six buckets worth of saliva explaining to the girls what organization i was selling the shirts for and what Muscular Dystrophy meant blablabla saying "a little goes a long way so if you all could pay $2 each to get this shirt, you'd be helping out a lot!" ( i repeated that line like 2364754 times TMD! ) and the girls would just look at each other, all VERY reluctant to donate. COME ON it's just $2 okay fine it is still money after all BUT it's for a VERY good cause, for CHARITY, for people whose muscles are shrinking almost every day and they're really suffering. So saving that $2 to save them and forgo a burger from McDonalds, was i being unreasonable?! siao la furthermore haven't they heard of Karma?! What goes around comes around if they help these needy people, they'll get good karma one day! and who knows, anything could happen to them in the future and they might need help from others too!
sigh la i hope singaporeans would be so much more generous/ unselfish. i'd even appreciate if they could smile and say "no, sorry" if they don't want to donate don't bloody GUAILAN me please! I'm not taking much of your time i just wanted to RAISE AWARENESS about this Muscular Dystrophy illness mar!
Friday i'll be doing CIP again. i hope the people would be nicer wherever we'd be going.
Today's so f suay! But i received the birks together with angs, finally!
peel bananas :D 9:04 AM
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
66666666666!
HELLO SIXIES i watched Omen666 today and i think it's quite lousy. Maybe partly cos of those stupid irritating people in the cinema today. Seriously me and PINPIN erjie were the only normal people in the theatre just now, everyone else just had super low intellect/ ahlians/ suakus. im sorry i've to be quite mean but i think it's disgusting how fascinated many of them were just cos the male lead used a swear word and they acted super low class-ly. Example, the gang of girls beside me"Ohmygod he said Fuck! hahaha that's Fuckingcool okay!" and she kept using that word suddenly. Please, using that word just cos the male lead did doesn't make you a cooler/smarter person.
AND! not only that they kept having conversations among one another. Example, "WAHLAO! WO GEN NI JIANG NA GE NANNY YI DING SHI HUAI DE! ( Wahlao! I tell you, that nanny must be evil!) and blablabla no one's interested in your opinions and we didn't pay to hear your story-telling and thoughts okay. I so very badly wanted to swear in hokkien very loudly at those people but i decided not to stoop to those stinko's level by doing something equally childish and uncultured.
All schools should have lessons for movie-going etiquette la! eyucks! anyway, don't watch Omen, it's not very good. but then again, i've very high expectations for good movies so maybe it'll be nice to you commoners! -grins my haolian grin.
yeah and pinpin erjie was sad cos she couldn't get her Adidas jacket in her size, the FRANCE one! ANY KIND SOUL WHO SEES IT FOR SALE PLEASE TELL ME! If i were to get it for her she'll be so happy she'd even lick the soles of my shoes! and i wanted to get another pair of shoes but i didn't want that cheaplooking pair which Pin says is nice, i wanted that oriental one la grr! regretting not getting it. :C
AND we came home, i altered my jeans, bought my favourite dessert and rushed home, attempted to cancel tuition but tutor was already on her way, so i sulked my way through the session. Sarks.
I'm having a busy week ahead! :D
and feeling a LITTLE angry now, BUT I CANT SHOW IT! :( i'm a hypocrite! chiszele!
I'm doing CIP with angmins tmr, i hope it'll be fun! anddddd getting our birks tmr as well! :D I'm delighted! and i ate a lot today!
bye! :D
peel bananas :D 9:15 AM